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Mosquito At The Dentist
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
→ To improve his bite!
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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
→ To improve his bite!
Why are mosquitos religious?
→ They prey on you!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
→ A mosquito drops off you when you die!
What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
→ Skin-diving!
What has antlers and sucks blood?
→ A moose-quito!
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
→ The Masked-quito!
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
→ Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
→ A morese-quito!
What is the most religious insect?
→ A mosque-ito!
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
→ You slap him and he slaps you back!