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Milking A Mouse
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
→ Getting it to fit over a bucket!
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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
→ Getting it to fit over a bucket!
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
→ Cross mouse cards!
Who is king of all the mice?
→ Mouse Tse Tung!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
→ Julius Cheeser!
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
→ Stalagmice!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
→ Mice cubes!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
→ Miami mice!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
→ A mouse in a minefield!
What is a mouse's favorite record?
→ 'Please cheese me'!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
→ A mouseketeer!