Animal Jokes

What are crisp, like milk and go "eek, eek, eek" when you eat them?
→ Mice Krispies!

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
→ An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!

What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?
→ A killer butterfly!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
→ He wanted to see the floor show!

What's the biggest moth in the world?
→ A mammoth!

What do insects learn at school?
→ Mothmatics!

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
→ Because rolling stones gather no moths!

What is a myth?
→ A female moth!

How do you make a butterfly?
→ Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!