Animal Jokes

If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
→ Snappy talk.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
→ It has more bark than bite.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
→ BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
→ Hard cheese.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?
→ A long necked toothbrush.

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
→ It had a suite tooth.

How do you spell elephant?
→ E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t

- That's not how the dictionary spells it

- You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!

Spell mousetrap with three letters.
→ C-A-T

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?
→ Bee.

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?
→ He was a pool shark!