Animal Jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone?
→ Whinny wants to!

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
→ He grew up to be a bellhop!

How does a lobster answer the phone?
→ Shello?

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
→ She wanted to lay it on the line!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?
→ Ringworm!

What animals talk on the telephone the most?
→ The yakety-yaks!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
→ A wake-up call!

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
→ You get a buzzy signal.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
→ A lot of crackling on the line!

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
→ The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!