Animal Jokes

- Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

- Nick: I don't know.

- Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

How do you catch King Kong?
→ Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
→ A bookworm!

Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple?
→ Because everyone had to go in pairs!

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
→ Worm your way out of that one, then!

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming:

- You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!

- What's he doing with the apples? - the sergeant asked.

- If I told you - the woman cried - you wouldn't believe me!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
→ Discordant!

What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
→ An antphibian!

Who is the most famous French ant?
→ Napoleant!

Why did the ant-elope?
→ Nobody gnu!