The Strongest Bird
What is the strongest bird?
→ A crane!
Random joke from this category
What is the strongest bird?
→ A crane!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
→ Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
→ Dead.
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
→ It eggs-plodes!
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
→ The bombshell!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
→ An eggroll!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
→ Coop-cakes!
Is chicken soup good for your health?
→ Not if you're the chicken!
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
→ He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
→ "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"