Blind Parrots
Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
→ The Birds Eye counter!
Random joke from this category
Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
→ The Birds Eye counter!
What is a parrot's favorite game?
→ Hide and Speak!
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
→ The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?
→ An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Where do the cleverest parrots live?
→ In the brain tree forests!
- Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
- Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
- My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word.
- What's that?
- Ouch!
Why did the chicken say:
- Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?
→ He was studying foreign languages.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
→ A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
What birds are found in Portugal?
→ Portu-geese!