Chicken In The Soup
Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
→ Because it ran out of cluck!
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Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
→ Because it ran out of cluck!
How long do chickens work?
→ Around the cluck!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
→ Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
→ An alarm cluck!
Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
→ It wanted to get to the other site!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
→ To get to the other slide
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
→ Because he didn't have enough guts
Why did the turkey cross the road?
→ To prove he wasn't chicken
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
→ He heard the referee calling fowls
What is the definition of Robin?
→ A bird who steals!