Animal Jokes

- Pa's being chased by a bull!

- Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?

- Get me some film for my camera!

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk!
→ But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

In what state will you find the most cows?
→ Moo York!

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
→ She'll cream you!

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
→ The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!

If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get?
→ Milk and quackers!

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
→ "Beeflt!"

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
→ Half and half!

- I hear you take milk baths.

- That's right.

- Why?

- I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!

- I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm.

- Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?

- I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!