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What did the cow wear to the football game?
→ A Jersey.
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What did the cow wear to the football game?
→ A Jersey.
What did the calf say to the silo?
→ "Is my fodder in there?"
What did one dairy cow say to another?
→ Got milk?
What country do cows love to visit?
→ Moo Zealand!
What band is a cow favorite?
→ Moody Blues
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
→ Holstaines
What are cows favorite party games?
→ MOO-sical chairs!
What animals do you bring to bed?
→ Your calves.
- That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing!
- I told you he was a bum steer!
- Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
- Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!