Random joke from this category
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope.
A crocodile comes out of the river:
- Hey pals, let me have a whiff.
- Get lost, oh green one!
- Come on guys, just one!
- Go %@~# yourself!
So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place.
Winnie, inhaling, is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile.
- W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig!
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives.
- Give me some roll, Winnie!
- It's not a roll, it's a bun.
- Give me some bun, Winnie!
- It's not a bun, it's a bap.
- Give me some bap, Winnie!
- Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can't even make up your mind!
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
→ A cock that stays up all night.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
→ Because they have cotton balls.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
→ One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
→ Jurassic pork!
What dinosaur loves pancakes?
→ A tri-syrup-tops.
What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
→ Stegosaur-rust!
What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
→ Bronco-saurus!
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
→ Bronto-snore-us!
