Animal Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
→ A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?
→ A puppy.

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
→ About seven miles an hour.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?
→ You should know more than your dog.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?
→ Hope he doesn't see you.

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
→ Eat out.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?
→ A retail store.

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog?
→ A pup.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?
→ Two dogs howling at the moon.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?
→ If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.