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Barking Dog and Umbrella
What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?
→ The umbrella can be shut up.
Animal Jokes
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- War 134
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Taller Sitting Down
What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?
→ A dog.
Guest
Black and White and Red
What is black and white and red all over?
→ A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.
Guest
Street Crossing Dog
What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?
→ A double crosser.
Guest
Baseball Dog
What is a baseball dog?
→ One that chases fowls.
Guest
Eyes and Feet
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
→ A thousand dogs.
Guest
Shaggy Dog Swallows Spoon
What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon?
→ He wasn't able to stir.
Guest
Lens-Grinding Machine
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?
→ He made a spectacle of himself.
Guest
Dog's Kite
What did the dog use to make his kite?
→ Flypaper.
Guest
Dog Run Down
What did the dog take when he was run down?
→ The license number of the car that hit him.