Animal Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
→ He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?
→ Because then it would be a foot.

Why does a d dog scratch himself?
→ He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?
→ One good turn deserves another.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?
→ Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?
→ He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
→ When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
→ By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why did the dog say he was an actor?
→ His leg was in a cast.

Why did the dog run in circles?
→ He was a watchdog and needed winding.