Animal Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
→ Ape Suzettes!

What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
→ Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?
→ Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'?
→ He cleaned it!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
→ His prime-mate!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?
→ Paul, stop monkeying around!

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?
→ As little as possible, dummy!

If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
→ Wet!

If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
→ A very large bedroom.

If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?