Animal Jokes

What is the Ape monster's name?
→ Godzilla Gorilla!

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
→ A banana split!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?
→ You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
→ Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?
→ He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What gives a gorilla good taste?
→ Four years in an Ivy League school!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?
→ I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
→ The Apey-cees!

What does a Gorilla attorney study?
→ The Law of the jungle!

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?
→ Anything it wants!