Animal Jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?
→ Hairy Truman!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?
→ Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
→ Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
→ Ben/Anna!

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
→ The bear hug!

Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?
→ Gorilla My Dreams!

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?
→ Nutty Marietta!

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
→ A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
→ An ape-ricot sour!

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?
→ Fall-adelphia!