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Baby Snake
How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?
→ It has a rattle.
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Baby Owl
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Baby Owl.
- Baby Owl who?
- Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
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Policeman's Baby
What was the policeman's baby's first words?
→ Hallo, Hallo, Hallo!
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Ugliest Baby
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world?
→ She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.
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Baby Computer
What does a baby computer call his father?
→ Data.
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Banana Diet
- Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
- Andy: Did she lose weight?
- Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
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Banana Talk
- Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?
- Nick: I don't know.
- Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
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Time Flies
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Catching King Kong
How do you catch King Kong?
→ Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Lonely Bananas
Why are bananas never lonely?
→ Because they hang around in bunches.