Newest jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
→ A lot of crackling on the line!

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?
→ A wedding ring!

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another?
→ A parson to parson call!

How did the telephones get married?
→ In a double ring ceremony!

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?
→ Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Who invented the telephone?
→ The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?
→ Because she was an operetta (operator).

What kind of phone makes music?
→ A saxophone.

If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?
→ Snippy answers.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
→ The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!