Newest jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?
→ Dental floss!

Why are false teeth like stars?
→ Because they come out at night.

What helps keep your teeth together?
→ Toothpaste.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?
→ Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
→ Snappy talk.

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?
→ Because they both have rings.

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?
→ "Who said talk is cheap?"

What asks no question but demands an answer?
→ A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How does a skeleton call her friends?
→ On a telebone.

Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone.

'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?'

'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'