Newest jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone?
→ Shello?

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
→ H-E-L-L-O!

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?
→ Take my word for it.

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
→ They both have rings!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
→ She wanted to lay it on the line!

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?
→ Mellow.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
→ Yellow?

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?
→ Ringworm!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?
→ A wide receiver.

- Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold.

- Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!