Newest jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
→ A mouse organ !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
→ 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

What do mice do when they're at home ?
→ Mousework !

One lab mouse to another:

- I've trained that crazy human at last.

- How have you done that?

- I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch?
→ He bolted it down.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
→ I didn't know we lived on the same block.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
→ Bolt upright.

Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp?
→ He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.

What brings the monster's babies?
→ The Frankenstork.

- Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?

- Sure. Here you are.

- Thanks - but half the pages are missing.

- What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?