Newest jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo
Mama's so fat she sank the
Titanic!

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of

British gas.

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco

Bell, they run for the border !!

your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.