Newest jokes

- I was in the zoo last week.

- Really? Which cage were you in?

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
→ One to get in and one to get out.

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.