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Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!

Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"
"Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."

I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
Really, did they accept him?

I was in the zoo last week.
Really? Which cage were you in?

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell