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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

Yo Mama's so stupid,she got locked in a
"Furniture
World" and slept on the floor.

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!

Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family...!"

Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
ALL THE
KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch