Newest jokes

What's black and white and comes in little cans?
→ Michael Jackson

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
→ The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled. "Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"

What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
→ He was allergic to carrots.

If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be: Anna Nicole Smith.

What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
→ Flatman and Ribbon.

What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
→ They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."

This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this Little Johnny's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"

What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
→ Hugh Grant.

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
→ They both live off dead Beatles.