Little Johnny Asks About God

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks:

- Is God male or female?

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds:

- Well, honey, God is both male and female.

This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks:

- Is God black or white?

- Well, God is both black and white.

This further confuses him so he asks:

- Is God gay or straight?

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless:

- Honey, God is both gay and straight.

At this Little Johnny's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks:

- Mom, is God Michael Jackson?