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Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step on it when you walk.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
→ Anyone can roast beef.

Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
→ Cum on Eileen.

What's black and blue and hates sex?
→ A rape victim.

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?

What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
→ Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed by a white man in a black car.

This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children.

I'll never forget that game of cards...

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:

On the 22nd of June - Jonathan Fiddle -
Went out of tune.

The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumer tip:

Who was fatally burned
March 21, 1870
by the explosion of a lamp
filled with "R.E. Danforth's
Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"

Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:

Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
the car was on the way down. It was.