Newest jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
→ About 5 drinks.

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!

Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than to improving their minds?
→ Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?
→ Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
→ Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:
→ A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?
→ Her husband wakes up.

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
→ He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when he finally came over to our table and said:

- I am Polish and I can take a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continued bashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you please change the subject?

We did.

Shortly thereafter.....my friend had to to to the bathroom and the burly Polack got up and followed him into the bathroom.

They were in there for QUITE A WHILE and when they FINALLY came out, I asked my friend:

- What happened in there?

He said:

- Well, you saw him follow me into the can.......

- Well he pulled a RAZOR ON ME!

- Really scared the hell out of me! And boy oh boy would I have ever been in a pickle if he had fould a place to PLUG IT IN!

Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?
→ The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is down.

Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?
→ More perks, and the payoff is better.