Newest jokes

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends. You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult.

1. How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator?
   → Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door.

2. How do you put a giraffe into a refridgerator?
   → Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

3. The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend?
   → The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refridgerator.

4. You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it?
   → You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.

Why did God create lesbians?
→ So feminists wouldn't breed.

Why did God give woman nipples?
→ To make suckers out of men.

What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
→ A snowman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowwoman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make her breasts!

What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?
→ Lipstick.

What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
→ You can negotiate with the terrorist.

How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?
→ It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

Why do men fart more than women?
→ Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Why did the woman cross the road?
→ Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!

How do you blind a woman?
→ Put a windshield in front of her face!