Newest jokes

How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?
→ He throws his kisses.

What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
→ Slow.

What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?
→ Dumbbells.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
→ They're married.

What are the only two kinds of men?
→ Studs and duds.

What do men have difficulty retaining?
a) a job
b) a budget
c) a promise
d) a secret
e) a friendship
f) a marriage
g) an anniversary date
h) a 30-minute erection
i) all of the above

How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?
→ They never get a job!

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
→ An insurance company.

Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?
→ Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
→ Any place without a drive-up window.