Newest jokes

Why do so many women fake orgasm?
→ Because so many men fake foreplay.

Why do men prefer blondes?
→ Men always like intellectual company.

Why are women so bad at mathematics?
→ Because men keep telling them that this...|<---------------------->| is 12 inches.

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
→ Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?
→ Divorced

What is a more macho man?
→ At the critical moment when he can't get it up, he asks the woman:

- Does this happen to you often?

Why did the man cross the road?
→ Because his penis told him to.
→ Because he thought he could get laid if he did.
→ So the woman driving down the street could hit him. (You know us women, we just can't drive worth shit...)
→ Because another man dared him to and called him a pussy.

Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?
→ They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.

What do men and women have in common?
→ They both distrust men.

How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
→ Guilt gifts are nicer.