Newest jokes

How do men exercise at the beach?
→ By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

How are men like noodles?
→ They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?
→ When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?
→ Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions.

Why do men like BMWs?
→ They can spell it.

What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?
→ Proofread.

What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
→ If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

Why are men like paper cups?
→ They're dispensable.

What is the difference between men and pigs?
→ Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

How can you tell if a man is a WASP?
→ He gets out of the shower to pee.