Don't Say This To A Judge

Top things you should not say to a judge:

- "I got your community service right here pal!"

- "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on."

- "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!"

- "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were."

- "No you robe wearing geek."

- "I don't suppose there's a "You get me off, I get you off" type of deal out there?"

- "Just out of curiousity, are you wearing pants?"