Santa Has Been Drinking

10 signs Santa has been drinking:

- While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light.

- You see his sleigh pulled over and the police with a breathlyzer.

- Those darn milk and cookies never worked but the Jack Daniels does!

- You don't remember getting a request for venison in your stocking.

- Betty Ford releases him on December 24th.

- After each child, he has a Jello Shot.

- This year the sleigh is being pulled by the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull.

- He jumps down a manhole and then gets angry when he can't find the tree.

- Instead of going Onward, Dancer and Prancer...he just grumbles and says "Awww...just get going!"