Crazy Dentist Signs

The top 10 signs your dentist is crazy:

• Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
• His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders".
• Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
• Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
• He...ummm..licks his tools clean.
• Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
• When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
• Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
• Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
• Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.