Football-Playing Turkey

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted:

- You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus.

- Forget the bonus - the turkey said.

- All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?