Blonde Thanksgiving Dinner

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

- Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey! - said the daughter.

- Did it not taste good? - her mother asked.

- I don't know - the blonde said.

- It wouldn't sit still!