Forgotten Turkey

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.

- Please let me in - says the man desperately.

- I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one.

- Okay - says the butcher.

- Let me see what I have left.

He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.

- That's one is too skinny. What else you got? - says the man.

The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.

- Oh, no - says the man.

- That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!