Chicken Crossing Riddles

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
→ Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why did the turtle cross the road?
→ To get to the shell station

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
→ Because it was stuck to the chicken!

Why did the horse cross the road?
→ Because the chicken needed a day off

Why did the cow cross the road?
→ To get to the udder side!

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
→ Because it ran out of cluck!

What happened when the chicken ate cement?
→ She laid a sidewalk!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
→ She kicked the bucket!

What do you call a crazy chicken?
→ A cuckoo cluck!

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
→ She was tickled to death!