Centipede Riddles

Why was the centipede late?
→ Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
→ A walkie talkie!

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
→ A centipede with chilblains!

What has 50 legs but cant walk?
→ Half a centipede!

What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
→ A sentrypede!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
→ Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
→ You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
→ He took too long to put his boots on!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
→ A centipede with athlete's foot!

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
→ A centipede with a wooden leg!