Cat jokes 01

Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

A: He has cat-arrh!

Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A: A spelling bee!

Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?

A: They never cry over spilt milk!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

A: An animal that puts you out a night!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A: A stripey jumper!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A: A sourpuss!

Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

A: They both wear stripes!