Cat Riddles 2

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
→ A stripey sweater!

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
→ She's got that down in the mouth look!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
→ A peeping tom!

Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?
→ Because he has sandy claws!

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
→ 'Pleased to eat you.'!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
→ Frostbite!

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
→ Chocolate mousse!

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