Advice From Men

Advice From Men To Women...

- Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'...

- If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it....

- Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one....

- Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials....

- Please don't drive when you're not driving....

- Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline....

- The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!...

- When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.