Advice From Men

Advice From Men To Women...

• Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'...
• If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it....
• Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one....
• Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials....
• Please don't drive when you're not driving....
• Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline....
• The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!...
• When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.