Vacuum Salesman

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

He says:

- Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that horseshit, I'll eat every chunk of it.

She turns to him with a smirk and says:

- You want ketchup on that?

Salesman says:

- why do you ask?

She says:

- We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet.