The Little Bird

A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his genitals.

The little girl said:

- What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?

The man said:

- Nothing, it's just a bird, now go away!

The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep.

Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excrutiating pain.

- Where the hell am I?

A doctor replied:

- Someone called 9-1-1 and said you needed emergency help, so we rushed you right over.

- Well, what the hell happened to me?

- We don't know, son. Do you remember anything unusual happening to you today?

The man said:

- Well, there was a little girl bugging me just before I fell asleep.

The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl was still there, and she was. The person said:

- Do you know what happened to that nice man you saw here earlier?

- Well - the little girl said.

- I started to play with that nice little bird that he had and the damn thing spit on me. So, I wrung its neck, broke its eggs, and set its nest on fire!