Twenty Years Later

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years.

- So, how's life been for you? - Ed asked.

- Not too good - Ted replied.

- My first wife died of cancer, my second wife turned out to be a lesbian and ran off with another woman and took all our savings, my son's in prison for trying to kill me, my daughter got run over by a bus, my house was hit by a low-flying aircraft, my vintage car rolled off the dockside into the sea, I had to have my dog put down recently, my doctor says that I have an incurable disease and to cap it all my business has just gone bust.

- Oh dear, that sounds terrible. - Ed said.

- What business were you in?

- I sell lucky charms - said Ted.