Blonde Quickies 181-200

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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
→ Branch Manager.
How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
→ She fell out of the tree.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
→ Wave at her.
What do you call a smart blond?
→ A golden retriever.
How do you check a blonde's IQ?
→ With a tire gauge.
How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
→ A 69 interrupted by a period.
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
→ "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
→ They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
→ So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
Why aren't BLONDES good cattle herders?
→ Because the can't even keep two calves together!
Why don't blonds breast feed?
→ Because they always burn their nipples.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
→ Bobbing for french fries.
Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
→ To cover up the valve stem.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
→ Spot.
What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
→ Air Supply.
What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
→ The back of her head.
Why do blondes drive VW's?
→ Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!
How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings?
→ Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Why did God create blondes?
→ Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
→ So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
→ So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

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