Blonde Quickies 201-220

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What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
→ A blond electrician
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
→ So brunettes can remember them.
→ Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde????
→ She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
→ Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
→ A thought.
Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
→ Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
→ She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
→ She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Why did they call the blond twinkie?
→ She liked to be filled with cream.
What did the blonde do when she got her period?
→ Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
Why do blondes have periods?
→ They deserve them
What did the blonde say to the physicist?
→ "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Why are blondes like cornflakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
How do you drive a blonde crazy?
→ Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
How does a blonde hold her liquor?
→ By the ears.
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
→ Change.
How does a blonde moonwalk?
→ She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
→ A brain tumor.
Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry?
→ Because you don't have to marry them for sex!

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